harrytheahlizard:

zacheser:

And this is why Nine is my Doctor.

Suddenly I understand what one of my huge issues has been with the latest Doctor Who episodes

The Doctor has been reacting with horror rather than wonder, and running rather than communicating

Thanks 9 you’ve helped me come to a point of clarity

(Source: timelordsandladies)

miss-azura:

the-science-of-destruction:

remfaust:

This is why Tom Hiddleston is slowly taking over the world.

“I hate you” she whispered as she reblogged this post

Now I’m convinced that he’s best friends with the White Witch of Narnia.

jaydeleau:

so you mean to tell me that guys can get a ton of condoms for free

but i’m still paying like $10 for tampons/pads a month 

even tho i did not sign the terms and conditions for this ‘menstruation’ shit for the next 30 years?

guys dont HAVE to have sex u know

but sure lets make sure they’ve got everything they need

cus i definitely love using the last of my money on shit to make sure i dont BLEED RIVERS ALL OVER THE PLACE AND RUIN ALL MY CLOTHES

ok

(Source: formerly-serbranflakes)

k-lionheart:

fuchsimeon:

pleatedjeans:

via

At first I was like “oh some guy being a really awesome athlete” AND THEN I REALIZED WHAT I WAS ACTUALLY LOOKING AT

At first I was like “WHAT THE FU—- WHY IS THERE A FACE ON HIS STOMACH OH MY GO-IT’S MOVING!!!!!!” And then I realized what I was seeing and now I have to go to bed because oh my god it hurt my abs

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

ghosteh13:

voice-of-tartarus:

demeaniac:

what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?

Woah woah wait 

you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”

that would explain why, because you would actually be inhaling little parts of them over time

Oh my god

cherirn:

I am very serious about my desire to start a petition that tumblr delete blogs that have been inactive for 2+ years

noyouplum:

Day After Day AU
↳ Intermezzo***

#for the first few weeks they were complete rubbish at work   #both of them   #the doctor wouldn’t sleep more than a few hours at a time and that caught up to him fast   #so he’d doze off on the couch in the early evening and rose would genuinely try to leave him alone but   #inevitably her constant need to be touching him and be near him would win out and she’d gingerly settle in next to him   #and she’d think to herself that of course she was trying not to wake him but   #it only took a moment before she nuzzled his collar—he still smelled the same   #so good and all hers now to share this life with   #and it was only a moment more before she got an arm lightly over his belly   #and if he woke up enough to tuck her in closer to him then so be it   #and if he murmured things into her hair then so be it   #and in the end that’s how he did most of his talking at first: into her hair and his fingers against her arm or her back   #tapping or splaying or gesticulating along with the stories he told or what he felt like explaining   #and in this sense he was different—he was not the time lord who kept himself at arm’s length but so painfully fallible   #and so painfully and beautifully human   #it threw her at first—but she recognized it as the doctor making reparations for all he’d kept from her before   #and a new and different beginning to a new and different life   #and if the haphazard reunion of minds and hearts (two not three) and mouths and bodies made them both a bit slow out of the gate   #made them both shuffle into the torchwood office in the morning with espressos instead of tea   #then so be it   #well worth it  (via neverwhyonlywho)

zackisontumblr:

cause of death: giving your opinion on tumblr

sassy-fox:

saywheeeeee:

peixes-royalty:

iamclassywalrus:

AU - The Wolf’s Cub

“What are you singing to her, Doctor?”

“I’m singin’ an old nursery rhyme from Gallifrey. I want to make sure she knows the language.”

OH MY GOD NINE/ROSE CAN I KISS YOU

MY HEART

I think i’m crying

stabbing my face off would have been kinder

(Source: doortotomorrow)

the-laughing-cactus:

jaclcfrost:

if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners

(Source: overhumor)

falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers

if yahoo buys tumblr (ALL TRUE!!):

daftpostpunk:

• post limit gets changed to 150 posts a day
• you can’t google tumblr anymore you must yahoo it
• no more selfies allowed
• blogs with less than 300 followers will be deleted
• heroin will be legalized
• george bush will become president again
• stock market will crash
• korea will blow the US up
• world war 3